Carl Douglass

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Carl Douglass

HOW TO WRITE WITH ACCENTS, DIALECT, SLANG, COLLOQUALISM, AND ETHNICITY

Malaysian English/Manglish: Malay is the lingua franca of Malaysia, a federation of former British colonies and similar dependencies. Manglish is a beautiful mix of Malaysian and English–a hilarious …

Carl Douglass

HOW TO WRITE WITH ACCENTS, DIALECT, SLANG, COLLOQUALISM, AND ETHNICITY

How to speak British, course 206 Hong Kong English: The accent of English spoken in Hong Kong follows mainly British, with rather strong influence from Cantonese on the pronunciations of a …

Carl Douglass

The Biblical Longevity Mystery 2

Earth formed in this manner about 4.54 billion years ago (with an uncertainty of 1%) and was largely completed within 10–20 million years. It was most favorable …

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HOW TO WRITE WITH ACCENTS, DIALECT, SLANG, COLLOQUALISM, AND ETHNICITY

PART IX How to speak British, course 205 India and South Asia English accents [Mayalasia, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, and Nepal]: Among the polyglot of …

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The Biblical Longevity Mystery

The dope peddling conman Sportin’ Life who lived on Catfish Row in 1930s Charleston, South Carolina, in Porgy and Bess poses the question: Methuselah lived …

Carl Douglass

HOW TO WRITE WITH ACCENTS, DIALECT, SLANG, COLLOQUALISM, AND ETHNICITY

How to speak British, course 204 Hiberno/Irish/Anglo-English accent: Irish English has four or five main dialects or accents: Ulster, West and South-West, Dublin, and a …

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HOW TO WRITE WITH ACCENTS, DIALECT, SLANG, COLLOQUALISM, AND ETHNICITY

How to speak British, course 202 Cockney Rhyming Slang: Although the words are standard English, even in pronunciation–pretty much–translation takes a thorough knowledge of English …

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The True Meaning of Thanksgiving: A Reflection on Gratitude and Connection

Thanksgiving is more than just a day marked by turkey dinners, pumpkin pie, and family gatherings. At its core, Thanksgiving is a celebration of gratitude—a …

Carl Douglass

Mysterious Chimeras Part 2

PART 2 CAUSATION: One recipe for chimerism begins during pregnancy with twins–or triplets, octuplets, etc. There is a genuine medical syndrome called “vanishing twin syndrome”, …

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Mysterious Chimeras

In 2005, an impossibly mysterious law enforcement case happened in Alaska. A man was in prison for a crime. During that time, a sexual assault …

Carl Douglass

HOW TO WRITE WITH ACCENTS, DIALECT, SLANG, COLLOQUALISM, AND ETHNICITY

How to speak British, course 201: Any discussion of British English would be incomplete without a look at the different accents and dialects in the …

Carl Douglass

DEMOCRACY LOST, DICTATORSHIP TAKES ITS PLACE, AND SO, AD INFINITUM

In Conclusion: What we are seeing in America in 2024 is a nascent, but potent, populist revolution and the potential for us to willingly vote …

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All In Jest – Chapter 13

All In Jest CHAPTER THIRTEEN Sybil was nervous and cranky the morning of the deposition. She ran her preparations over and over again through her …

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All In Jest – Chapter 12

All In Jest CHAPTER TWELVE There were seven continuances, in all, for the van der Hoef case, stretching over nearly as many years, before the …

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All In Jest – Chapter 11

All In Jest CHAPTER ELEVEN Things were going too well, it seemed to her. Dr. Norcroft was now established officially as the region’s certified skull …

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All In Jest – Chapter 10

All In Jest CHAPTER TEN           Once again at home, Sybil took stock of her situation. She was overreacting to the outcome of the Evangelina …

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All In Jest – Chapter 9

All In Jest CHAPTER NINE           The war of attrition launched by Paul Bel Geddes started insidiously. Sybil’s deposition in the van der Hoef case …

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All In Jest – Chapter 8

All In Jest CHAPTER EIGHT Gerrit van der Hoef’s grandfather had worked in the Westminister County boat yards making tug boats. Gerrit’s father had worked …

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All In Jest – Chapter 7

All In Jest CHAPTER SEVEN 2013 was a good year for Sybil Norcroft, M.D., PhD, F.A.C.S. George and Dolly’s four-year-old filly, Moccasin Walker, sold for …

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All In Jest – Chapter 6

All In Jest CHAPTER SIX Blackman Schwartz met Sybil in the hospital cafeteria a week after the verdict in the Brendan McNeely case was delivered. …

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All In Jest – Chapter 5

All In Jest CHAPTER FIVE Pancho had become the de facto foreman of Sybil’s ranch, in part because he was the eldest and most experienced …

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All In Jest – Chapter 4

All In Jest CHAPTER FOUR After the deposition, Sybil felt depressed. Her attorney, her friends, and her family all reassured her, told her not to …

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All In Jest – Chapter 3

All In Jest Chapter Three As soon as Sybil put down the receiver after her conversation with the aide at the medical examiner’s office, she …

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All In Jest – Chapter 2

All In Jest Chapter Two The courtroom was stuffy–hot and full of the smell of tension. Sybil Norcroft felt the worst she could remember, second …

I chose to use a pseudonym for personal reasons. I’m a retired neurosurgeon living in a rural paradise and am at rest from the turbulent life of my profession. I lived in an era when resident trainees worked 120 hours a week–a form of bondage no longer permitted by law. I served as a Navy Seabee general surgeon during the unpleasantness in Viet Nam, and spent the remainder of my ten-year service as a neurosurgeon in a major naval regional medical center. I’ve lived in every section of the country, saw all the inhumanity of man to man, practiced in private settings large and small, the military, academia, and as a medical humanitarian in the Third World.

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